About Khaos
I lived in several countries. Was a gun-runner in South America, a software engineer in Cambridge, and a yacht builder in my backyard. My IQ is way above room temperature. I have been hired, promoted, outsourced, and fired during a single fiscal year. I can prepare a 5 course meal with one spoon and a toaster oven. I rarely sleep; when I sleep I do it sitting down. Laws of physics do not apply to me. I don’t like euphemisms so I am not politically correct. I don’t like bullshit so I don’t watch TV. I am a private citizen but I receive fan mail. I can read upside down. I drive very fast and walk slowly. Never solved the Rubik’s Cube. I am always on time, but don’t always arrive to the right place. I found out the meaning of life some years ago, but forgot to write it down. Freak magnet. No matter the time or place, I will attract the freak. I rarely yell. I quit throwing things years ago. I’ll cook OR clean up, but not both. I can speak a language or two. I never get sick, never get stoned, never get depressed. My bills are all paid. I am happy every day.
I am a selfish prick. A hot, rich, demanding intellectual with lots of experience and a marathon tongue. I am young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don’t have time for drama or hysteria. I am free, I do what I want, when I want.*
Don’t ask. I don’t discuss my sexual proclivities with strangers. There are a number of people who I’d be totally comfortable talking about my kinks with, but they are not strangers.
Free trial; all models over 18 years of age; no obligation; for a limited time only; for recreational use only; repeat as necessary; reproduction strictly prohibited; your results may vary.
